Do Cuddles

When a woman realizes she is no longer attracted to her man caused by him crying constantly and asking to "do cuddles"

"Jay made me Do Cuddles because all he wants is to do Cuddles."

by Destructive Trio October 9, 2024

do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

I do not see actions

Say It 5 times as fast

After Saying I do not see actions 5 times as fast ten times
...
...
now say it to your parents

by mynamesceb October 15, 2024

Do a Christina

Masturbate in public and then kill yourself

Named after Christina Revels-Glick, who did this in 2021

I'm tired of life. I'm going to do a Christina.

by User8 October 19, 2024

what's it doing

To describe someone that's being so weird it needs to be categorised as a thing not a human.

*Stranger running around like a madman* "What's it doing?"

by 👅Yazz👅 November 3, 2024

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024