Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

FRIENDS

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other

Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”

by Ihatemylifeifyouknowyouknow February 7, 2020

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

Fake Friend

Someone’s like Takeshi Rikimaru, or talk like him , act like him .

Hey, you are a fake friend .

by Dictionary meme September 11, 2022

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

taco friend

This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.

As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!

by von groovy July 21, 2024