dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

Dick Simple

(1) When something is so easy to understand that everyone knows it. (2) A straightforward proposition.

Everyone knows that Friday comes after Thursday, that's dick simple.

by JujuBee1234 June 13, 2010

Urban Dicked

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.

Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.

by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

Emergency Dick

Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.

Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.

by Dustycoby June 20, 2011

Tube Dick

When you get a catheter in your penis.

We got drunk and got into a car wreck and I had to get a catheter when I was in the hospital, Now i have a tube dick.

by Tubeysmells May 12, 2010

bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

by jbsmells May 3, 2009

dick tricklage

1. The name for the seeping of lubricant or pre-cum, occuring when a male person, (or female with penis) is exceedingly aroused or 'into it'.
2. The slang term for MPS, or 'Melting Penis Syndrome'

1. 'Man, that biznatch was so damn fine, i had some phat tricklage yo my nigbitch!'
2. 'Oh man, that guy has serious issues... i bet he's got dick tricklage'

by dave the guitar January 13, 2007