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never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.
Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"
by SevenDwarfs434 January 15, 2014
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Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
by ChasingFire July 2, 2019
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Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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Friendship blue balls

When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us

Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
by mimsie June 10, 2021
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Harry balls day

This day is the day to Celebrate this corona break, and every year on this day you just stay home from school and do absolutely nothing.
by Coronacansuckass April 17, 2020
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Lickin balls deep

When a person or persons lick a mans testicals so hard that the balls fill their mouth.
I licked my man balls deep last night and he moaned so loud the cat shit his pants lickin balls deep is great.
by Meeplord December 10, 2018
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