A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!
Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019
Get the Friendmug. by Ksksosodjfj May 11, 2018
Get the Friends with benefitsmug. 
by Aguywhomakesords November 8, 2023
Get the Friend+mug. Not everybody you meet in life is your friend, therefore it's unrealistic to think everybody will live together as friends if they never have.
Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
Get the Friendmug. Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
Get the Smiling friendsmug. When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
Get the Disaster Friendsmug.