erm... what the sigma!?

when something is so jarring, something that cant be defined in pre gen-alpha literature, you must let out a scream of pure sigma!!1!

"Dude, your grandma got raped"
"ERM... WHAT THE SIGMA!?"

by mu3icm4n March 10, 2024

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.

Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

by QuacksO August 9, 2024

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

what the felipe

a spin on what the flip

Person 1: "Dude did you hear abt Grace, Maddies, and Annas 3sum?"
Person 2: "What the felipe"

by AÑA !!!! May 15, 2024

what MR'AK doin?

Phrase said by South Park Fanfiction writer and YouTuber 1NV4D3R ST4CKDR01D, referring to an AK47 they claimed to own, and is also a character in their fanfiction and is named "MR'AK"

TV news reporter: The shooter bursted in with an AK-47 *shows footage*

person: hey! *POINTS TO FIREARM* "what Mr'AK doing?"

bro 1: yo bro check out the AK I just bought
bro 2: what MR'AK doin?

by bouncyblackballs.gov July 29, 2025