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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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Kids Kove

A place where kids hang out, where young children play on a huge wooden playground, and where couples walk down by the water.
I took my girlfriend to Kids Kove to walk by the water. 2. I took my kids to Kids Kove to play on the playground.
by Saintlaw23 August 3, 2011
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casco kid

A high school student who is a stoner, part of the LGBT+ community, or both.
Emma: So you're a Casco kid?
Ollie: Yeah
Emma: So are you gay or a stoner?
Ollie: A gay stoner
by cascochick June 29, 2018
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brick kids

Crazy ass kids that are not afraid of beating people’s ass for shaming their town. They aren’t all rich but know how to throw down. Don’t mess with brick kids or they will fuck you up. At the same time they ate the most fun and chill people ever and you should be friends with a brick kid. Because kids from brick, Nj are the best in Nj
Person 1: Damn I crapped talked those brick kids at the party and they fucked me up
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
by 91253Yewww August 7, 2018
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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KineMaster Kid

A kid, typically from the logo community*, who makes all their videos in KineMaster. Quality can vary from very poor to very good, depending on the creator and the creator's experience with KineMaster.

*Can also be a Gacha kid.
by Accidental Meming July 8, 2023
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Kid

A zoophile who likes large boobs and sex and bites the shit out of people has no ass and is horny as hell . Is feral and hates dogs even though they have one hates homosexuals
Who is that crackhead with foam on their mouth

Oh that’s just kid
by dabiscrustyass June 14, 2022
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