Albemarle high school

A high school in Charlottesville, va

Students consist of every stereotype and more. if there isn’t AT LEAST one threat that shuts the school down for the day you didn’t actually go there. Most athletic teams are cults. Half the student body attends uva or vt

Honestly not that bad

1: “Where did you go to high school?”
2: “I went to albemarle high school”
1: “what’s it like there?”
2: “we wear red white and blue everyday”

by Ms. Pruitt February 13, 2023

Timberland High School

a school whose season about to end

You see who Timberland High School plays tonight? Not going to look good for them.

by woodlandhighschool February 16, 2023

Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers

Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School’
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole’

by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

marist high school

owned by mother mcauley

marist high school sucks at everything and is now owned by mother mcauley

by hihelohi November 1, 2023

Plum High School

A school in Pennsylvania where all the students are either spoiled, homophobic, transgender, fake, or weird. Fights happen a lot, and the teachers barely do anything about it. Most of the kids talk about killing themselves for attention. The girls bathroom is always packed with druggies. The boys bathroom is always a shit show with broken stalls or paper towels thrown everywhere. Master Faggot and Colonel Nut Sack are always the ones catching people smoking in the bathrooms but wont even snitch on one of their own students. Students don’t know how to drive or walk. The schools just an overall shitshow. They don’t know how to keep their students in line. They suspend up to 10 students a day for small things that don’t even matter. You can find bullets on the buses and hear kids talking about shooting up the school, but it never happens cause they’re a bunch of bitches.

“Dude Plum High Schools such an awful school. Did you hear about-“
“The 7 kids that got suspended? Yeah i know”

“dude how’d you know i was gonna say that”
“we go to the same school dumb fuck”

by Fuckplum57 November 4, 2023

Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 5, 2023