Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

jack devine

number 1 bottom fragger

fuck sake done a jack devine

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

tanner jack

Pedophile, person who likes younger kids.

Bill Cosby is a Tanner Jack.

by Yuyshhejb November 23, 2019

Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021

Galactic jack

The action of jerking off on acid

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"

by I'm chad December 22, 2019

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022

Jacking

A New York slang word. A verb.

Jacking refers to a state of believing that something is true/being fond of the idea of something.

“I’m jacking pizza for dinner tonight.” (example one the speaker is fond of the idea of having pizza tonight)
“I’m jacking Molly is upset about us eating without her.” (Example 2 the speaker believes that Molly is upset about not being included.)

by Ihopethatmadecents April 17, 2025