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Fuck Juice

A combination of several alcohol spirits, fruit juices and fizzy drinks which when mixed creates a potent concoction that will guarantee to get you fucked.

Fuck Juice can often be found at house parties and other special occasions but the term was birthed at Outlook Festival in Croatia.
"Yo are we reaching that party tomorrow? I'll bring the fuck juice"

"I can't remember anything after the fuck juice"

"This fuck juice doesn't taste as bad as it should"

"We need more fuck juice"
by Outlook Mandem January 13, 2013
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Mind Fuck

12 Advantages For Control

Advantage 1: The Bullshiter
Advantage 2: The Whiny Bitch
Advantage 3: The Pussy
Advantage 4: The Freak
Advantage 5: The Dumbass
Advantage 6: The Airhead
Advantage 7: The Roach
Advantage 8: The Skank
Advantage 9: The Instigator

Advantage 10: The Whore

Advantage 11: The Pharaoh

Advantage 12: The Big Mouth

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naive, dumb, blind, idiot, illusion, delusional, slow, government, illuminati, powerless, system, fooled
Mind fuck: Politicians are magicians; everything is an illusion so you can't see what goes on behind closed doors. The people in power love when you whine and show your weakness by depending on a system to take care of your issues. They love you to be dependent on them so they can tell you what you want to hear. Politicians keep us dumb & lazy. Sure they claim to share and fight for your issues/values but they have their own agenda. We just follow the best liar we want to hear trick us. Stay naive!
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Car Fucking

When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?

Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.

Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?

Dave: Fuck yeah.
by JoeDirt1994 August 10, 2010
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Fuck That Bullshit

'Fuck That Bullshit' is a useful phrase to use when someone is trying to feed you bullshit. It's similar to Fuck that Shit! But you emphasise the BULL to make it more Gangsta... fuck that BUUULLshit! FTBS!
"jhfuwhebeuwhbwuib"

"Man, what the fuck u talkin about!?
Fuck that Bullshit!!"
by Zequodi January 17, 2012
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Plot Fuck

When your reading a book or watching a movie and there's a plot twist, but its so damn epic that "plot twist" just does not cut it.
+ I thought his whole family was dead
- Aren't they?
+No, look. Zero's brother is alive and there twins. And to top it all off this "dead" brother now wants to kill Zero, WTF?
- Oh man, plot twist
+ Plot twist! More like a Plot FUCK!!!
by Vampier Knight 2 May 29, 2009
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Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.
If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.
by breakfst November 1, 2014
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Fucked in the eye

The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.

Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.

You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"

"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"

"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
by Gary1212 July 21, 2008
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