monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

Monkey

A person who drinks kool aid and eats chicken loves kfc and watermelon

A monkey that loves to steal and rob people

by Vpe8 November 11, 2022

Monkey

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night

"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"

by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022

purple monkey virus

bonzibonzibonzibonzibonzibonzi

purple monkey virus download !!!!111!

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022

monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.

The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.

by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018