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Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
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Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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Nacho Cheese

A holy and scrumptious substance made from melting cheese
Have you had any nacho cheese today
by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021
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Cheesed

Slang for anger in Toronto. When someone says “I’m cheesed” it means “Im angry”.
Khalid: Yo I’m f*cking cheesed right now.
by Ghanayana January 8, 2020
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Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.
*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it
by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018
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Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017
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