I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

sketcher kid

A sketcher is an annoying kid that is loud asf n doesnt know how to tie shoes

Bro Cj a sketcher kid ong
Wdym sketcher kid ?

Oh hes annoying and cant tie his shoes so a sketcher kid.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

fortnite kids

fucking retarded kids who snort gfuel

we hate fortnite kids

by toxicturts December 18, 2020

Stray Kids

Only the world's best most talented and best-looking k pop band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP: Hey have you heard of stray kids?
ORP: Ofc, I'm a Stay. I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024