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Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back
Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP
by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022
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National Fuck A Friend Day

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023
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Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle
"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"
by Leafpebble November 24, 2021
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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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Friend

I also want to know
Person: Hey how are your friends?
Me: *cries*
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Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020
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