sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Friend of Diddy

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.

Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy

by Bscabl December 23, 2024

Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024

Friend-over

Gesture indicating acceptance of mean treatment or embarrassing behavior by a so-called "friend" because you don't have any other friends.

He was making fun of my cartoon underwear, I had no option but to friend-over and take it.

She liked to humiliate me, but the fwb sex was so good, I was willing to friend-over and let her have her way.

by myk247365 December 24, 2024

Bhai Friend

A person you hooked up without knowing he is your brother

I didn’t know i was dating my cousin. He was not my boyfriend but bhai friend

by Meldiwala December 29, 2024

fake friend

stupid pieces of shit that only talk to you when they need something from you or have no one else to talk to

Brad is a fake friend, he asked me for homework answers last night when he never gives me his

by 1anonbj January 13, 2025

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025