Jack Pot

A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.

"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"

by Nerdboy1982! November 6, 2020

Sunday Jack

a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.

PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/

by Error911 January 24, 2012

jack n liv

best couple ever. sym you wish your relationship was like ours

wow are jack n liv still together? they’re the dream couple

by livsowkwmsnwmak February 4, 2024

jack

a gay cunt that has the smallest dick ever it is sooooo fucking small he is also sooo damn ugly and gay like wow soooo gay how can someone be sooo fucking gay if I was him I would just cut it off and become a fucking girl wait I wouldn't even need to waste my time to cut it off there is nothing there in the first place

look it jack guys lets go somewhere else he is gay

by the second egg November 23, 2022

Jacks

"The Jacks" is a slang word for the toilet. Similar to the slang word for toilet "The John". Used generally during a period of drinking

"Right I'll get the next round after I use the Jacks"

by Eeeeeeeeeeee December 30, 2019

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010