Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 08, 2020

Four fingers sideways

It spells out the insult fagg explaining that you identity as that

I am a “four fingers sideways”

by Hugedicksmasher August 15, 2022

fat-fingered

When you incorrectly enter a letter in place of another letter.

I fat-fingered and added a letter.

by James Hepworth August 11, 2021

Idol Fingers

The nonsensical hand/finger gestures made by American Idol contestants while Ryan Seemencrest recites the voter phone in number.

Ryan Seemencrest:"To vote for Bob dial 1-888-555-1002"

AI wannabe: flashes the "Idol Fingers" which in this case would be, "ok" on his right hand and a "peace sign" with his left, along with a shit eating grin.

by Katnd March 01, 2012

The risky fingers game

A game where there is 10 bowls 5 with feces in them, and 5 with Nutella in them. Scramble the bowls, blindfold the contestant, dip all ten of their fingers into the 10 different bowls and they gotta lick off all the Nutella without eating feces.

Me: Yo did u hear he ate his own shit
Friend: was he playing the risky fingers game
Friend 2: best part he was 4 for 4 with Nutella shame he lost on the last one

by R6 vigil main November 14, 2020

Shiny fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.

Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 18, 2021

Shiny Fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?

You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 18, 2021