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Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
by onetimer December 9, 2008
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Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".
My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)
by TheMomFromSpyKids March 17, 2011
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fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.
"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"
by Stuffattack April 29, 2010
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Turn the dogs loose

Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.
Hey y'all, let's get together this weekend and turn the dogs loose.
by Rag Weed April 7, 2021
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Dog Show Day

A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
by Nub Nub December 6, 2006
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Crazy Dog Person

Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.

This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.

A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.

A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.

Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"

Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"

Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
by L.L. Drool J May 29, 2019
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Rum Dog Millionaire

A drink consisting of 1 glass of pink lemonade and 2 shots of spiced rum. The manliest of drinks.
Yo dog have you tried this Rum Dog Millionaire?" "Damn son, I hear that shit's so tight that even fucking pussy slayers like it." "Yea man that shit is ill homie.
by curt_the_flirt January 28, 2011
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