Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.

You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no

by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020

Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes

Dank Nuts are pretty good!

by chrispospa June 4, 2018

Nut So Raven

When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.

Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.

Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??

Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.

by Francis69 November 16, 2025

deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022