Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

Spelunkey Monkey

Super sexy and funny twitter user

Spelunkey Monkey hahaha

by Spelunkey Monkey July 12, 2021

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )

That lad is on monkey chats

by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021

big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.

'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'

by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021