Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
by onetimer December 9, 2008
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Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".
My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)
by TheMomFromSpyKids March 17, 2011
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fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.
"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"
by Stuffattack April 29, 2010
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Dog Pig Bread

DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG LOAF OF BREAD SYSTEM ERROR...
Is That a- DOG PIG BREAD
by PurpleRainJacob June 8, 2021
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scottish sheep dog

The act of ejaculating on a woman's forehead, then flipping her hair in front of her face.
I gave this chick a scottish sheep dog last night.
by soldierguy October 10, 2011
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top dog pop

The kid at your high school who is the most popular kid. All the other popular kids loom below him following his every move. Girls want him, guys want to be him, teachers love him, kid can get away with anything.
Hey, Ally, who is this Dante kid? he seems pretty cool, I want to meet him

Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.
by Morgadeshou May 10, 2008
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