doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.

doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.

by john bublee July 20, 2008

doing rutabagas

the act of engaging in intercourse with an obese latina woman

"They were doing rutabagas dude."

by YeetyKid101 July 2, 2025

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Doing a Joe

Attempting to break the boundaries of a video game level by repeatedly trying to clip through walls, floors, or other map geometry, often with little success but unrelenting commitment.

“We were all speedrunning normally, but then Chris started doing a Joe and trying to glitch through the wall for 15 minutes.”

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

Doing the Daniel

When you fall asleep during sexual intercourse to wake up with the other party missing

I was so drunk I ended up doing the daniel last night

by anonymous March 10, 2023

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017