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Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Monkey

by FatSillySlagNamedFred December 27, 2022
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spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
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Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. 100% racially motivated.
by Guh1726320 February 23, 2025
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