Countertop Kid

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.
“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
by funz0ne February 21, 2024
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Mother Fuckin’ Kids

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!
by K~Williams April 02, 2022
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Kid-V

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What's that lassy? Kid-V is stuck wood chipper again?
by Joe June 26, 2004
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Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.
That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid
by Your_Maker May 15, 2018
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siren kids

when you sellin dope watch out for the "siren kids"
by Aduece July 07, 2006
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cerberus kid

1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.

2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.
"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."
by Auburok February 22, 2008
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