a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
Get the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug. by King of Plep June 6, 2023
Get the friend sensemug. Boy 1: happy birthday! So I know you like me but I think we should just be friends (friend zone)
Girl 1: oh okay that’s cool
Girl 1: *walks away heartbroken*
Girl 1: oh okay that’s cool
Girl 1: *walks away heartbroken*
by Guess who bihhh December 4, 2018
Get the Friend zonemug. 
by Chicken mc buttface June 28, 2020
Get the Best friendsmug. A friend is someone who is there for you always and your there for them. You can cry on their shoulder and not be embarrassed because you know that some day they will be crying on yours. A true friend is someone who can just walk into your house and raid your pantry. A friend is the best person to have, and the best person to be. Even if you mess up big time, a friend will NEVER hold a grudge. A friend is ALWAYS there for you. They don’t care where you live, the price tag on your cloths, they only care if your always there for them. A friend defends you, and they don’t spread your secrets, or lies about you. They love you no matter how bad you mess up. If you have a good friend, never leave them, good friends are hard to find, so don’t you dare leave them!❤️
Girl #1: Yoooooo i’m taking a nap haha
Girl #2: Ok, you do that, i’ll go raid your pantry
20 minutes later: Girl #2: Dude you have NO food what the heck, I thought we were friends lol *sarcastac tone*
Girl #2: Ok, you do that, i’ll go raid your pantry
20 minutes later: Girl #2: Dude you have NO food what the heck, I thought we were friends lol *sarcastac tone*
by CAgirl1234 January 21, 2019
Get the Friendmug. Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
Get the friends from Californiamug.