Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

(Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well

Foolish; Irresponsible.

lazy and Idly ..

"I'd Honestly just hire someone who is competent rather than another (Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well"

by Neerdowell January 7, 2023

DO THE DAY

An encouraging slogan to lift the spirits of yourself and others. Should be said or typed as loudly as possible.

Stella: wut u doing this morning?

Chris: DO THE DAY!

Stella: specifically though? What r your plans?

Chris: DO THE DAY…. HARD!

Stella: wut?

by Chris is cool July 30, 2021

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Tittle E do

Tittle E do will be your little companion. You will not like him/her in any way but they will still be your best friend. It will be with you all of the time even when you are alone. The Tittle E do will set on your shoulder or on the toilet paper stand in the bathroom. He will even perch on the end of your pen when you are writing in the middle of class or at work. You will hate the Tittle E do but you will never get away from him. You are his everything but to you he is nothing.

Sally- "I don't know what a tittle E do is but I know that I have one and it follows me everywhere."

Mike-"I have a tittle E do also, but I do not know it's name or where it came from, but I know that it is there all of the time."

April-"Yall over here talking about your Tittle E do's just grow up already and go pay some taxes"

by A person you don't know me July 5, 2017

Lo Do

Lower Downtown

We Are Heading To The Lo Do.

by The Original Dizzy-D November 23, 2021

filho do ronaldo

If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?

He is the FILHO DO RONALDO that means that he is beautiful like his father

by maybe i gave my ass November 22, 2021