jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.

President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!

by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011

the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

slut bag

your mom

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by fjklsdgfuiasd fjk do it June 23, 2022

Air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and results his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.

Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night

by footballrocksgmail August 18, 2014

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020