HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

The under up to do

The act of dancing on a table

I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do

by secretive sexual guru March 9, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.

I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"

by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022