Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions

Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir

by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022

Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

by [e-mail] May 31, 2022

Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 23, 2022