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After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
by virginphobic November 25, 2021
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Jay High School

A Racist little town with a racist school and is good at every sport except for football, they never made the playoffs.
I can’t wait to play Jay High School this Friday
by Milfmaster420 May 11, 2022
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North Springs High School

Why does North Springs High School have so many gay and bi people? Is it something in the water? what the? I just realized.
by Hmm1278 October 4, 2024
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Southwest High School

The worst fucking high school in the U.S.A. Located in El Centro, Ca. Populated by white mexicans who think they're the shit cause their dads are farmers. THEY ALSO USE AN OVERSIZED PIGEON AS A MASCOT.

Worst band. EVER.
girl: hey i have to go to southwest high school tonight :(

guy: that's literally the worst school why don't you come to central union high school ;)
by YT_iSucc December 7, 2018
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Newtown High School

If you can smoke it, snort it or shoot it you'll find it all here. If you say you're sober you're lying. Fight all you want, you won't get pulled off until one of you dies. The limit is your imagination.
I go to Newtown High School where I barely maintain passing grades and show up to al my classes high.
by blow up ct March 27, 2022
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St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.
St. Thomas aquinas

Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya

Ugly bitch: omg ME TO

Jock: I don’t care

Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
by Jianoanus August 25, 2021
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