your face is cancer

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.

Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

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dick face malone

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

by 2 percent May 20, 2018

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Dum-dum face

One of the most powerful insults in history, it is said Stalin said “dum-dum face” to Adolph Hitler, and he committed suicide because of it, apparently Samuel Morse wanted to make Morse code “dum-dum face” but it was too powerful, if he tried he knew he would explode

Stalin: Hey hitler, ur a dum-dum face
Hitler: *proceeds to shoot himself in the face*

by Hanz the mg42 March 21, 2021

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Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

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Most Perfect Face

Someone with a face ratio called the Golden Ratio i.e 1.168

“Did you know that Jin has the most perfect face!?”

“Im not even suprised. It's KSJ we're talking about"

by CarvedGhost June 10, 2021

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Piss On Your Face

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.

Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.

by Bonez April 13, 2003

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