guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
Get the fake friendmug. A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.
Oh that's my "friend"
by Big_dick_willie December 29, 2018
Get the friendmug. (offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
Get the adult friend findermug. FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.
A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.
A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.
Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018
Get the Friend Zone Bodymug. almost every and anyone surrounding you..flip faster than a coin in rotation...pussy hoes & slinky niggas sneak dissers tho never in your face with it....these "friends" done let you down have done some not friendly shit, but its always those "friends" that make any REAL FRIEND say fuck it. Those "friends" nobody needs em theres plenty more like em they conjugate hold meetings and run their fat mouths. if you know anything about these so call friends you know they were never a real friend to begin with
did you hear about that guy?
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..
by SkLLhP April 26, 2014
Get the friendmug. A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
Get the Knock-off friendmug.