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Ju-Do-No-Me-Ma

1. Convenient abbreviation (broken down into quaint two letter syllables) for: "You don't know me man."
When spoken quickly this phrase has an interesting undefinable accent and sound to it.
Riley: "How could you do that?"
Martin: "Ju-Do-No-Me-Ma"
by philosodILL June 18, 2007
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Sling One Up Me

The phrase "sling one up me" is used be drunken females from a working class background when discussing a fit bloke.

Not often used in the work place this phrase is used between groups of females as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.
Marie: "Look at him, I would let him sling one up me!"
by KevB2010 November 29, 2010
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Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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Just Fucking Shoot Me

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011
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hooray for me and fuck you

A derisive and crass expression, commonly used to convey a notion of self importance and or victory with total disregard for others. Common reactions are less than positive, as some people struggle triumphantly with the development of a sense of humor. It is typically used in a sarcastic fashion or when one is just plain killing it.
me- ha! totally didn't pay for that drink.

them- they forgot to charge you? you should pay for that.

me- right, except hooray for me and fuck you
by dreg14 April 28, 2012
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don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!
by MJMizzle October 2, 2007
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That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.
Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground
by s331408203 October 17, 2011
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