shit milkshake

The act of shitting in a cup and mixing it in a blender with vanilla ice cream and making your girlfriend drink it while you fuck her in the mouth.

Jenny's favorite dessert was David's shit milkshake.

by juan patamule November 11, 2008

dip shit

most widely used as an insult, a dip shit also refers to when a person uses smokeless chewing tobacco, known as dipping or packing a (fat) lip, which then causes their stomach to hurt resulting in the need to take a shit.

Dude yesterday I packed a fat lip and had to take a huge dip shit after.

by Meeeg April 22, 2007

Shit bag

A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.

"Hey dude lets get the shit bag and throw it at mr simmons!" "Fuck yes man!"

by Stoner from Hell May 13, 2005

shit jacket

Prison slang for toilet.

if your looking for T-dog, he's on the shit jacket.

by Signal 20. September 26, 2006

nick shit

(verb) Having to take a shit while running

Slow down guy's I have to take a nick shit

by skull zap March 14, 2008

shit talking

Saying things to amuse people and playfully mock them.

"- Hey, what was that comment you made on my Facebook Wall? You wanna start shit talking with me? I'm the king of shit talk! I'll respond to you right away, as a matter of fact."

by moji613 August 14, 2009

shit cakes

my mothers cakes

"mom this cake tastes like shit!!!!"

by keenan April 7, 2004