jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jobless jack

When someone is too good to work and would rather spoung off of the tax man

Jobless jack will never work

Jobless hopeless jack

by hecktor brogobank December 21, 2018

Jack Edgar

Cool funny underrated guy who no one listens to

Is that jack Edgar

Who is that
I dunno

by Banana yogurt October 10, 2020

disco jack

A drink with Jack Daniels and crushed ice.

Disco Jack & Coke: Jack Daniels, Coke and crushed ice.
Disco Jack & Ginger: Jack Daniels, Gingerale and crushed ice.

by pinewoodsocial_lover March 21, 2014

Jack matthewsd

When you like to get analed by ticket touters

I like to get Jack matthewsd

by Lucasm February 12, 2021

Jack of all trades

A person described by Robert Kennedy as a whore.

Maddox is a jack of all trades because he’s a filthy whore.

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018