I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

unit going off at Mecca

This can be used in a lot of different contexts. A unit is in reference to the unit bear that’s thicc and “going off at Mecca” means something incredible is happening at an amazing place. A good workout, a party, a job offer (IB or BBM only), a fun event.

Banker one (MS Tech group): “were having a party tonight at 29B, you should come!”
Banker two (GS M&I): “ah man that sounds fun, is it gonna be going off?”
Banker one (MS Tech Group): “yessir, unit going off at Mecca”

by Unitbearalert January 9, 2020

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 20, 2020

boys go first

Using the term boys go first you are saying that the boy you are with/talking to, should go first in whatever the activity is

The boys go first in this assignment

by ~ c a n d y ~ January 21, 2020

Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 24, 2020

Empty Go

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

going frisco

Going ‘Frisco
Taking a poop in the street or outdoors.

The gas station is closed, so i am going frisco behind the dumpster.

by OpusDaGreat January 31, 2020