Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

Pay the brown bill

To take a poop or having the urge to poop

Be back in a few i have to pay the brown bill or shit will get shitty

by Luckyshallower8989 May 14, 2025

Browning

The personification of bravado and gaslighting. People who are Browning believe they're about to close the deal of a lifetime or rizz the bouncer to make the night of their mates' lives. If you can hear the dice roll for a charisma check that you've most likely seen someone Browning.

(Bouncer) No entry, mate, we're full.

(Browner) Coooommee onnnnnn maaateeee, we'll pay double the price for entry and only stay 15 minutes.

(Bouncer) Sure thing Broski!

(Mere Mortal lucky to be in the vicinity) By Jove he's Browning!

by Walter Breaking Bad White May 15, 2025

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Code Brown

Code Brown happens when a husband returns to the bed, from the bathroom, having diarrhea and does not realize he has left his underwear off. Once in the bed and his tail pointing towards his sleeping wife, he thinks he needs to fart. Half asleep his releases projectile diarrhea all over his wife, the bed and walls. He wife awakens screaming and gagging. Based on a true story

Her husband upon returning to the bed released an Code Brown all over her and the bed with a foul stench.

by Big Daddy Grinch May 26, 2025

Brown Davis

When you withdraw after anal and you have some poo on your dick.

So I was slamming her anal stylze and when I pulled out she gave me the Brown Davis!!

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025