Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.
by K-ROTH January 23, 2007

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*
by squiggatron April 22, 2020

“Omg my name describes me so perfectly 🥰 everyone def gon wanna read this”
“Girl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name mean”
“Girl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name mean”
by @713.drizzo November 23, 2021
