Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 12, 2010

Bobby Brown

750 milliliters of beer; Millie Bobby Brown.

Grab a Bobby Brown. We’re going to a nice party and the host loves boutique beer.

by McFizzzy August 06, 2018

baby brown

the cutest dog ever and shits everywhere

“who’s the best dog ever?” “baby brown?” “ofc”

by uglyassbitch1 November 19, 2023

carson brown

some crazy hockey player for the Langley reapers junior f program

some future pro hockey player that has 34 points in 8 games(carson brown)

by Mr sheppard is awesome October 24, 2019

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 13, 2018

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

Brown slide

Is the act of a male going down a slide on his knees fully erect, while a man/woman waits at the end bent over. Upon reaching the bottom the man slams full force into her/his anus achieving the act of balls deep.

I had to take her to the hospital last night to get 5 stitches, after she let me brown slide her.

by razzwolf October 18, 2020