by Blockysol August 08, 2023
Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks
A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks. Sentance: "Hey look at that Fornite Gamer Kid".
by Big Bman October 13, 2022
A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks
A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks.
by Big Bman October 13, 2022
Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 11, 2024
One of those (usually upper-middle class white) assholes that only does anything to put on their resume, or to look better for colleges. They join lots of clubs and organizations, but never put any effort into them, or put in the minimum effort to remain a member; they've been out of more groups than you've been a part of, especially groups that look good on paper but don't actually do anything (the kids that start "charities" in high school and write their college app letters on how their trip to Ghana changed their lives are a prime example). They don't actually care about anything other than the nebulous goal of "achievement".
Often a premed.
Often a premed.
Alice: Carol just joined the physics club!
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.
by bojanglesshovel January 27, 2019