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Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!
OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fellagood dick though!
by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021
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Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.
Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
by Henry||| March 20, 2017
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Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.
Jack heafford is a state
by GoatMf February 13, 2023
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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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Jack

Jack is a small creature, of Irish origin, known for it's easily disrupted temper and compulsive lying. Jack's love to make threats that they well never deliver, not only this, but they get all up in people's faces when they are challenged, clicking their fingers as they do so, to try and seem larger then they really are. Most Jack's are pessimists, always attention seeking when a problem occurs.
"Hey billy, how are yu-"
A jack interrupts for attention.
"LOL OMG WHAT'S BILLY DOING?"
by Mysterious Jack Hunter October 28, 2013
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Jack needlebog

A small bisexual chode like boy
He is such a jack needlebog
by Needlebogisbi October 6, 2018
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cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.
Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!
by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021
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