When you bathe a mexican woman in bubble gum ice-cream, lick it off her, and then proceed to stick your dick in her pooper.
by big ole horsecock March 3, 2014
Get the dirty chetmug. by Dirty charzard June 21, 2017
Get the dirty charzardmug. by soraluisabin October 9, 2020
Get the dirty sabinmug. With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
by DayTrippingThumper July 14, 2019
Get the dirty krissymug. When you wrap your dick in a full pound of Arby's roast beef, slather on some bbq sauce, and let a thick momma chow down.
by Vahana September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Vitomug. the name of a friend who intentionally sends you a trade involving certain names you both discussed and when it comes time to pull the trigger he adds someone you didn't talk about and blames you for it blowing up.
I thought we were trading Cook, and Berkman for Holliday, Atkins and Fielder, but the Dirty Whiffer added McCann to the deal at the last minute and called it a "Misunderstanding"
by trublu1068 June 30, 2008
Get the Dirty Whiffermug. A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.
Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
by The Nard May 1, 2020
Get the Dirty Claudiomug.