sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cheese Sandwich

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway

Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!

by Sloppy_1306 December 13, 2019

Strickland of Cheese

A title for someone who is a gay lil' bitch boy who thinks he knows everything.

Person 1: Man, Aedin is a real Strickland of Cheese.
Person 2: What the fuck does that mean?

by Cheese Strickland November 26, 2023

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020

Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021

Cheese Wreck

A lad who has low self-esteem and takes shit from everyone, from his bird to his brother. This lad tends to be whipped and bullied by his lass and will take her back after she has a night out of mischievous actions.

'Have you seen will lately?'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'

by The Poet Master April 21, 2018

poo-poo cheese

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.

"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"

or

"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."

or

"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."

by poopoochzman September 29, 2021