Ate my balls

"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."

This can be due to either:

The comedian performing the material poorly.

-Or-

An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.

The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.

"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."

by The Alaskan Assassin March 8, 2014

ass ball connection

A sensitive place of possible futute pleasure that is located between the males tesicles and the anal opening. AKA The bit between you ass and your balls, or, Gooch.

When a certain female/male is providing satisfactory oral stimulation he/she licks a tender patch of skin between the two areas, "ass ball connection" AKA When a dude or chick goes down on your balls and licks your gooch.

by Timafee June 15, 2008

rolling balls

Going out with someone; in a relationship.

So, you and that bitch still rolling balls?

by Zoda June 22, 2006

Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

Hold your balls

Calm down. Used the same way as "slow your roll" or "chill".

you need to just hold your balls for a second, you're getting too worked up over this

by holdthoseballs February 19, 2011

dragon ball z

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

by jim May 7, 2005

Balls Deep in Gidget

1) An adjective describing a state of superlative satisfaction or happiness, equal to what one would feel during a sex act with TV's Gidget.

"I just heard about your new great job as a taster for morphine. How's it going?"
"Balls deep in Gidget, man! It's fucking great."

by Scarmiglione October 16, 2003