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Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016
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fake friend

A fake friend is type of person who is fake and lies to everyones faces, just to earn popularity. She thinks no one will find out but at the end everything ends up worse than it was. She also lies to herself and it oddest help her social well being
Girl 1: Guess what Keira said today
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
by Rebecka Michelson January 25, 2019
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no friends

A term of somebody that plays Fortnite all day and gay.
guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest
by random guy7464 February 11, 2022
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Friend

A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.
Tom: I made a new friend today.
Fred: Cool.
by the random. September 27, 2021
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tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
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NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.
by Anonymous04846 March 18, 2021
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friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
by bmazz88 June 9, 2011
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