Best Friend

The one who has an affair with your wife or girlfriend.

Flash thompson: Who's that guy you found that sleeps with your girlfriend?
Harry osborn: He's My best friend Peter parker.

by Planetmistake January 31, 2022

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toxic friend

toxic friends can hurt u in a lot of ways,
u can think they love u but at the same time u know they can leave at any time so u wanna keep them close cause even tho they don't care about u it gives u the small sliver of hope that maybe somewhere in there cold and twisted mind some how some way the can some how find a way to come to a understanding of how bad they have been to u . and sadly they wont change. toxic people cant help u. they will just make u feel worse. ur a amazing human. if ur seaching toxic friends up. there most likely toxic. drop them .
love u all

"ya yalandas being such a toxic friend."

by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022

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Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

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Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous

Now all of you kindly go fuck yourselves!

by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

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Fake friend

Sofia

"Sofia is a fake friend".

by Einstein8520 May 16, 2021

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friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

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