Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

Just another way of making new friends

; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.

Now that was so wrong. Guess it's just another way of making new friends?

by Panthera Atrox February 21, 2011

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Bad friend

A bad friend is someone who bitchy and always ditching their friends for popularity

Omg she’s such a bad friend

She’s such an attention seeker

by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019

stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀

teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains

by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022