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my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019
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Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.
Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun
by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021
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Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land
Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals
by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019
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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023
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The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."
by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023
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Best friend

A best friend is someone who you can Trust
Someone is there for you when you're not at your best
someone who won't talk trash behind your back won’t lie to you or about you
by Kyrooster( ꈍᴗꈍ) May 30, 2023
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