Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

2 face friend

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her

That bitch is 2 face friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

by Leafpebble November 24, 2021

spidey friend

An otaku that determines himself as a proud gay, he always gets in problems with school and he also loves gay hentai and always uses the same shirts and sometimes says stupid shit. Loves hamsters

Oh, look there’s a spidey friend over there, ew, sick fuck.

by Quicooooo December 9, 2019

National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.

Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022