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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.
Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."
by Schorntologist February 27, 2011
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pull up girl

When a girl is so fat that you have to pull the layers up to find her vagina.
If you're going to hit that pull up girl, it's going to take a lot of energy to get up those layers.
by mcoop21 April 29, 2006
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pulling taffy

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."
by KDinTX August 29, 2009
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pull a clay

1Leaving for an unnessecary reason right away. 2Leaving without saying goobye. 3Leaving a conversation early at night like 8:00 saying you have to go to bed.
(1)Stacy: HEY. nevermind bye.
Ariana: Wow way to pull a clay.
(2)Matt: Hey where did Shay go?
Jack: She just pulled a clay.
(3)Brian: Hey so I'm totally pulling a clay right now, but im going to bed.
by T!tb!tch January 11, 2012
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pulling a slav

Saying something really sexual, usually relating to beastiality or a homoerotic comment. Can also mean proposing to have sex with someone randomly.
Frank: That's an awesome cat
John: Mmm yeah that's a nice ass. I wanna stick my cock in it so bad
James: OH COME ON MAN!
Bernie: WHAT THE FUCK?
Frank (later): So I was showing them my cat, then out of nowhere John started pulling a slav.
by hugh g reaction June 25, 2021
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pull a Galen

a dick move that a guy can pull on you if hes not looking for a commited relationship any longer, but asks you out again several months later. essentially he tells you to fuck off and then calls several months later saying hes still in love with you.
you: hey Boo!
him: i dont like you anymore. dont talk to me

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER

him: hey i miss you. i still love you. take me back?
you: idk. you did pull a Galen...
by Larkinfon August 16, 2011
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Pull a Lucy

When reality pulls the metaphorical football away just as you are about to deliver the perfect football kick. Derived from Peanuts.
Obama thought he would be president until reality proceeded to pull a Lucy on him and Alan Keyes found his Birth Certificate in Kenya.
by struggs December 9, 2008
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