Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

pull up girl

When a girl is so fat that you have to pull the layers up to find her vagina.

If you're going to hit that pull up girl, it's going to take a lot of energy to get up those layers.

by mcoop21 April 29, 2006

pulling taffy

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

pulling a Brianna

The act of faking a rape to get your friends in trouble because you're mad at them over something stupid.

Fred: Dude, did you hear about Arianna? I heard that Steve-

Jake: Nope, don't hate on Steve. Today on the news said she was just pulling a Brianna.

by jusakr June 16, 2010

Pulling a Pablo

While eating something (popsicle, corn dog, etc), its looks like your giving your food a blowjob.

Arianna: Damn boy you ate that popsicle quick

Ron: I was hungry

Arianna: Hungry for what? A dick.

Ron: What?!

Arianna: You were pulling a Pablo on that ice cream!

by Anonymous928 June 8, 2010

pulling a chelsea

cheating on someone

"your girlfriend is pulling a chelsea on you"

by chelseaisgay June 27, 2008

picking and pulling

When a guy fingers his ass hole and jacks off at the same time

Dude only fags like picking and pulling

by MexicanHotDish March 30, 2009